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Mouth…or butthole? Pick an orifice and begin your gross journey to a future medical malpractice lawsuit.
Greetings to all you miniscule medics out there.
Welcome to the inaugural Conference of Crack Surgeons - the very first gathering of amateur surgery enthusiasts of the microscopic persuasion. Delighted you could join us. We trust you have all discovered your fun packs, featuring signature sewing gun, wet wipes (lemon scented) and branded duct tape? Good. It’s time to get pathological about pathology.
Today is a momentous occasion as we reveal the existence of Crack Surgeons - the latest dose of co-op medical mayhem prescribed by the fine minds at Panic Stations, creators of Frog Sqwad and Very Safe Dino Park. In this outing, you’ll be tasked with gathering up to four friends and shrinking down to bravely venture inside the bodies of patients deemed unsaveable by traditional medicine. But we know better…right?
FEATURING
Chaotic co-op surgery for 1 to 4 players.
Choose from a selection of weird and wildly inadvisable surgeries.
Shrink down and enter patients through questionable orifices.
Diagnose bizarre ailments, clear out infections and cure patients from the inside out.
Grab, carry, drop, throw, rescue and accidentally weaponise your fellow doctors.
Watch the heartbeat! Hurt the patient too much and their condition will spiral towards flatlining.
Explore a living, reactive body packed with infections, internal critters and immune defences that do not appreciate visitors.
Deal with spreading fires, spraying blood, exploding cysts, flying debris and a body that refuses to stay still.
Finish the job, save the patient, and send them an invoice for your highly specialised services.*
*Invoices do not guarantee medical success.
So, snap on those weird powdery gloves and get your hands on some glands - it’s time to do some healing. Brave the farts and fire and you may even save a patient from flatlining, which is more money in your pocket. And after all, that’s what the Hippocratic Oath is all about. We think.
We’re just in the early diagnostic stages of Crack Surgeons but we’re absolutely thrilled you’ve already decided to join us. For more of a feeling of what’s in store, take a peek at our announcement trailer and fantasise about all the medical malpractice to come!
Keep your eyes on the official Panic Stations TikTok, Instagram and X for the very latest developments, or join fellow future practitioners on our official Discord. In the meantime, we would love it if you’d give Crack Surgeons a Wishlist and tell your pals. It’s going to get gross.
