Crack Surgeons is a chaotic co-op surgery game for 1 to 4 backyard doctors with absolutely no business being inside a human body.
Your crew has been shrunk to microscopic size and sent inside patients traditional medicine has officially given up on. Diagnose bizarre ailments, worm your way through fleshy corridors, and perform life-saving procedures from the inside out.
Be precise. Be professional. Be very, very careful.
• Choose from a selection of weird and wildly inadvisable surgeries
• Shrink down and enter patients through questionable orifices
• Diagnose bizarre ailments, clear out infections, and cure patients from the inside out
• Grab, carry, drop, throw, rescue, and accidentally weaponise your fellow doctors
• Watch the heartbeat! Hurt the patient too much and their condition will spiral towards flatlining
• Explore a living, reactive body packed with infections, internal critters, and immune defences that do not appreciate visitors
• Deal with spreading fires, spraying blood, exploding cysts, flying debris, and a body that refuses to stay still
• Finish the job, save the patient, and send them an invoice for your highly specialised services*
*Invoices do not guarantee medical success.
SAVE THE UNSAVEABLE
Traditional medicine took one look at these patients and said,“absolutely not.” That is where you come in. Pick a mission, squeeze through an orifice, and get to the bottom of whatever unspeakable nonsense is happening in there. Maybe it’s an infection. Maybe it’s a suspicious growth. Maybe it’s a problem so strange that no respectable doctor would even put it in a textbook. Find the ailment. Fix the ailment. Try not to cause too much destruction to the patient! Once the patient is alive enough to complain about the bill, your work here is done.
USE QUESTIONABLE SURGICAL EQUIPMENT
Why pay for tiny medical equipment when you can make them yourself with duct tape and spit? Crack Surgeons gives you access to the finest surgical tools that an office supply cupboard, abandoned utility closet, and deeply irresponsible procurement department can provide. Use the sewing gun to close open wounds before the patient bleeds out. Cut through troublesome body bits with the laser, while remembering that flesh, friends, and fire all have a complicated relationship. Vacuum up liquids and launch them elsewhere. Every tool can solve a problem. Every tool can also become the problem.
