Announced: Very Safe Dino Park!

Hey everyone,

What’s next for the pigeons? More games and more ridiculous fun with friends, of course! This week we announced our upcoming new title, ‘Very Safe Dino Park’ - stumbling out of its enclosure and raising its comedically tiny arms to the sky in sheer excitement.

WELCOME TO YOUR TERRIBLE IDEA

Very Safe Dino Park is a 1-4 player chaotic co-op simulator that tasks you with building, managing and barely surviving your very own prehistoric theme park. Gather your paleontologist pals to feed hungry dinosaurs, clean-up bloody mishaps and control unruly guests as you try to keep everything together with duct tape and questionable decisions. They said nothing could go wrong but…life finds a way.

How you survive the chaos is up to you. Calm demanding dinosaurs with delicious distractions or the tip of a tranquiliser dart? Satisfy litigious guests with overpriced merch or make the lawsuit go away by adding them to the menu? Bloodstains, bad behaviour and mountains of giant lizard poop all conspire to remind you that buying a Dino Park was a terrible idea.

Fortunately, you’ll have your loyal pals with you. Coordinate tasks and you can ride the rush of a sort-of functioning theme park with only a few severed limbs to mop up. Or…just lock people in enclosures, throw poop at each other and ruin everything. Dinosaurs may be scary, but your friends are far worse.

We can’t wait to share more so keep an eye on our Panic Stations social channels and make sure to drop a Wishlist over on Steam.